30 Liberal Quotes That Would’ve Gotten a Conservative Fired and Crucified by Mainstream Media

Conservatives and libertarians know they always have to walk on egg shells to avoid offending the PC police. As the firing of Roseanne, Curt Schilling, Britt McHenry, Trent Dilfer, Tim Allen, and countless other non-liberals have found, if you have the wrong ideology, your words will be monitored, and if (when) you finally make a mistake, you’ll lose your job and probably your career. But while the Bob Iger’s and Al Sharpton’s of the world act all high and mighty when they claim a scalp, what about the flipside? Is there a political correctness double standard? Let’s example 30 examples of liberal quotes where the equivalent coming from a conservative would have led to an instant firing and crucifixion by the mainstream media. As you’d expect, NONE of the them lost their jobs because of their words.

  1. “You’re not the POTUS, you’re the gloat-us. You’re a regular Gorge Washington. You’re the presi-dunce but you’re turning into a real prick-tator. You attract more skinheads than Rogaine. You talk like a sign-language gorilla that got hit in the head. In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster.” — Stephen Colbert, CBS and Comedy Central
  2. “David Dinkins, you wanna be the only n*gger on television, only n*gger in the newspaper, only n*gger that can talk. Don’t cover them, don’t talk to them, ’cause you got the only n*gger problem. ‘Cause you know if a black man stood up next to you, they would see you for the whore that you really are.” — Al Sharpton, MSNBC
  3. “And I’m never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders, you know? Is it Sarah Sanders, is it Sarah Huckabee Sanders, is it Cousin Huckabee, is it Auntie Huckabee Sanders? Like, what’s Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women? Oh, I know. Aunt Coulter..” — Michele Wolff, comedian, Netflix star
  4. “He’s (Obama) a nice person, he’s very articulate. It is what’s been used against him, but he couldn’t sell watermelons if you gave him the state troopers to flag down the traffic.” — Dan Rather
  5. “You know, Ivanka, that’s a beautiful photo of you and your child, but let me just say, one mother to another, do something about your dad’s immigration practices, you feckless c*nt! He listens to you. Put on something tight and low cut and tell your father to f*cking stop it.” — Samantha Bee, TBS
  6. “Republicans are using [the IRS scandal] as their latest weapon in the war against the black man in the White House. IRS is the new n*ggar.” — Martin Bashir, MSNBC
  7. “On so many levels [S.E. Cupp’s] a perfect demonstration of the necessity of the work of Planned Parenthood does.” — Keith Olbermann, MSNBC and ESPN
  8. “This was a whitelash against a changing country. It was a whitelash against a black president in part. And that’s the part where the pain comes.” — Van Jones, CNN
  9. “There’s no great, white bigot; there’s just about 200 million little white bigots out there.” — Julienne Malveaux, USA Today
  10. “I thought when we elected a black president, we were going to get a black president. You know, this [oil spill] is where I want a real black president. I want him in a meeting with the BP CEOs, you know, where he lifts up his shirt so you can see the gun in his pants. That’s (imitating black man voice) ‘we’ve got a motherfu*king problem here?’ Shoot somebody in the foot.’”– Bill Maher, HBO
  11. “You and POTUS can go f*ck yourselves, you racist Nazi fuck!” — Keith Olbermann, MSNBC and ESPN
  12. “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.” — Joe Biden, Democrat VP
  13. “I give interracial couples a look. Daggers. They get uncomfortable when they see me on the street.” — Spike Lee, ESPN filmmaker
  14. “Trump is the most ignorant, offensive president of my lifetime. His rise is a direct result of white supremacy. Period.” — Jemele Hill, ESPN
  15. “We are owned by propagandists against the Arabs. There’s no question about that. Congress, the White House, and Hollywood, Wall Street, are owned by the Zionists. No question in my opinion. They put their money where their mouth is. We’re being pushed into a wrong direction in every way.” — Helen Thomas, White House press corps
  16. “White people shouldn’t be allowed to vote. It’s for the good of the country and for those who’re bitter for a reason and armed because they’re scared.” — Jonathan Valania, Rolling Stone, The Guardian, Huffington Post
  17. “So if some cracker come and tell you ‘Well, my mother and father blood go back to the Mayflower,’ you better hold your pocket. That ain’t nothing to be proud of. That means their forefathers was crooks. If the Jews want to get it on, tell them to pin their yarmulkes back and come over to my house.” — Al Sharpton, MSNBC
  18. “Sarah Palin needs to have her hair shaved off to a buzz cut, get headf*cked by a big veiny, ashy, black d*ck then be locked in a cupboard.” — Azealia Banks, singer
  19. “Slapping the dog sh*t out of a disrespectful woman might save her life.” — Glasses Malone, singer
  20. “The top five ‘so totally not gay’ Republicans…what is the gayist thing in boxing?…Charlie Crist is NOT gay [tweeted with pick of Crist flying with umbrella]…Pretty cowboys in love (or, last gasp of gay chic?) [by Brokeback Mountain picture]….Harriet Miers and the lesbian hair check….(Ann Coulter) is a drag queen.” — tweets by Joy Reid, MSNBC
  21. “I do not think it is an exaggeration at all to say to my friend [former KKK Dem Senator Robert Byrd] that he would have been a great senator at any moment. He would have been right during the great conflict of civil war in this nation.” — Christopher Dodd, Democratic Senator
  22. “You go out in public and it’s a f*cking embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking b*tch in heat. And if you get raped by a pack of ni**ers it will be your fault. Alright? Because you provoked it.” — Mel Gibson, filmmaker
  23. “If Bachmann and Palin get in [the presidential race], that’s two bimbos.” — Bill Maher, HBO
  24. “The country is ready to embrace a black presidential candidate, especially one such as Obama — a light-skinned African American with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.” — Harry Reid, Democratic Senate leader
  25. “Put a man in uniform, preferably a white man, give him a gun, and Americans will worship him. It is a particularly childish trait, of a childlike culture, that insists on anointing all active military members and police officers as “heroes.” — David Masciotra, Salon
  26. “Herman Cain is probably well-liked by some of the Republicans because it hides the racist elements of the Republican Party, conservative movement and tea party movement. People like Karl Rove like to keep the racism very covert and so Herman Cain provides this great opportunity so he can say, ‘Look: This is not a racist anti-immigrant, anti-female, anti-gay movement. Look: We have a black man.’ And look he’s polling well and he won a straw poll.” — Janeane Garofalo, actress
  27. “I am a proponent of most of the causes the gay community has fought for…But having said all that, I think it’s important to recognize that that doesn’t mean you have a right to people being comfortable with you.” — Stephen A. Smith, ESPN
  28. “Mike Pence is very anti-choice. He thinks abortion is murder, which, first of all, don’t knock it till you try it. And when you do try it, really knock it. You know, you’ve got to get that baby out of there.” — Michele Wolff, comedian, Netflix star
  29. “(Sarah Palin) is a c*nt. A dumb tw*t with a r*tarded son.” — Bill Maher, HBO
  30. “Tell your racist, white supremacist, neo-nazi father to get the f*ck out of our society” — Keith Olberman, ESPN and MSNBC

I personally believe that neither liberals nor conservatives should lose their jobs because of their words (with the exception of advocating violence or property destruction). We live in a free speech country, and comedians are supposed to push the envelop in their acts. Everyone has the right to turn the channel or tune out the speaker. In recent years though, the mainstream media have become bullies, destroying the lives of anyone they find politically undesirable. Roseanne Barr is one of the most liberal, least racist persons on TV, yet as soon as she came out in favor of Trump, she HAD to be destroyed. The double standard in political correctness shows it’s not about stomping out racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.; it’s about ideology enforcement. In addition to getting undesirables fired and ruining their lives, it’s about sending a message to anyone else who dare speak out in favor of anything libertarian, conservative, or republican–toe the liberal line or we will assassinate your character like the media drive-by shooters we are.


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Written by: Joe Messerli
Last Modified: 6/17/2018

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