“And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!”

“Remember, Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.”

“I see dead people. They’re everywhere. They walk around like everyone else. They don’t even know that they’re dead.”

“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”

“Okay, because if they take my stapler, then I’ll set the building on fire.”

“A census taker tried to test me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Cianti….fftftftftftf.”

“I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floatin’ around accidental-like on a breeze. But I, I think maybe it’s both.”

“You don’t want the truth, because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you wantme on that wall. You needme on that wall. We use words like ‘honor’, ‘code”, ‘loyalty’. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said “thank you”, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to!”

“The President going back and to his left, shot from the front and right. Totally inconsistent with the shot from the depository. Again–Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.”

“Hasta la vista, baby!”

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

“There is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I’m offering is the truth. Nothing more.”

“Every man dies, but not every man really lives.”

“There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex. Sex equals death, okay?…Number two: you can never drink or do drugs. The sin factor! …And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, ‘I’ll be right back.'”

“And don’t even think about anybody coming for you. Not the doctors, not your agent, not your family. ‘Cause I never called them. Nobody knows you’re here. And you better hope nothing happens to me. Because if I die, you die.”

“Now you know there was a man named Jack Dawson, and that he saved me in every way that a person can be saved. I don’t even have a picture of him. He exists now only in my memory.”

“You are not special. You’re not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We’re all part of the same compost heap. We’re all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”

“So you’re telling me there’s a chance…YEAH!”

“If you want the ultimate, you’ve got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It’s not tragic to die doing what you love.”

“What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?”